Thursday, July 30, 2009

Podcast Guest desperately seeks a story.

So here I am wordless. Never a problem I have had before. What to talk about? What to blog about? I have nothing.

Now this shouldn't be a problem but I am a guest on Adam's (from I don't give 2 cents) pod cast tonight. I need a story 2-3 minutes long and preferably entertaining! I have nothing. Nothing!

I don't know what is going on in my head. Why I don't have anything. Is it because it is summer and I am outnumbered 4 to 1 all day and most of the night? Is it because the weather has been awful - high of 67 today... wtf? It should be almost 100 this time of year! The lake should be our best friend not our sweatshirts.

I haven't been doing anything really. Yet, I have been a bit overwhelmed. We are heading out to Colorado very soon. There is so much to do and not much we can do until next week and then it will be a week of chaos.

So, back to the point. A pod-cast. One in which people listen... hmmm yikes. I have a back up story - humorous even about an abstract purchase of a shower curtain liner, rubber gloves, and vaseline.... and the look on the face of the Walmart clerk - but this is a borrowed story.

I need something. Searching data base of a brain.... finding a "disconnected, try again later" signal.

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Oh and to the people/person who unfollowed me yesterday - I am will you, I understand. I wouldn't stick around to read this dribble either. But, come back in the Fall once school starts and I promise I will be far more entertaining - far less distracted - and have a bunch more time to dedicate to this little spot in my world. In fact by January you will be sick of me and want to unfollow because I won't shut up!

6 comments:

~Thought's By Dena~ said...

maybe thats what you can talk about...the fact you have nothing to talk about...you know like the Seinfeld episode where they wanted to do a show about nothing...hehe sorry that you lost some followers but honestly thats their loss not yours!!!

Adam said...

as I was formulating this comment it looks like Dena beat me to the punch.

the story is can be you telling us you have no story and how you thought about it and you still cannot come up with something.

I will call round 6:30 or 7ish....ok?

Lorac said...

You could discuss the stories that you have started on your posts and invited others to add into.The turns and twists they took with other writers content. They were quite amusing!

McGillicutty said...

Nothing is good... and I like words like Nada and Zip.... just go with the flow girlfriend go with the flow... have a glass of wine before hand to loosen up but not too much or you'll sound slurry. Good Luck.

MagnificentDebra said...

Looking forward to hearing how the cast went and what you talked about. Tomorrow's post?

Just Jules said...

I laughed so hard and had the best of times. Adam was fabulous. I found a story and was cracking myself up. Adam will post it on Sunday. I will link.