Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Who's Going Down?

First - Adam from Throwing Quarters is Blog of Note today! Seriously... how fun. I swear I have the best blog friends! Julie, Julie, Ext., and now Adam all Blog of Note! Congrats.


Girly went to the grandparent's house last week.
She came back with a set of Bratz dolls.
She has a few of these dolls already (all gifts from other's).

This morning as I was drinking my coffee, looking out the window, watching the sun rise I looked down at the magical rays of the sun landing on ---the Bratz doll who was lying ontop of the Barbie and Ken doll.

Seriously - if you don't know what these dolls look like let's see if I can explain: Take Barbie and shrink her by about 2 inches, then add two inche heels (on removable and inter-changable feet) Next hmmm -what? Jack Barbie up. Throw her on the street and force her to become some guys "b*tch" dress her in club/street clothes and then sit on her head until it takes on a Charlie Brown shape (but with fabulous hair). Yeah... I am not much for the Bratz doll!

As this Bratz doll was lying on top of Barbie - as though she had put the smack down on her.... I wondered who would win a fight between the two.

What do you think and why? I know who I am putting my money on - just want to know what you think.

12 comments:

Adam said...

i hate!!!!!! bratz dolls!!!! i hate them. btw, barbie is a girl, bratz dolls are sluts. who usually wins that fight? the bratz dolls. they all look like tranny hookers!

thanks for the shout out! it's been a little nuts over here at Adam Central.

I'm just waiting for an agent to call now!

Starlene said...

I remember the first time I saw a bratz doll. I was strolling thru walmart, way back when I would still set foot in there, and I came upon a little hooker doll. "How odd", I thought. "This must be some kind of joke. This child's doll looks like a prostitute. It must be a gag gift stocked in the wrong department."

MagnificentDebra said...

Good always triumphs over evil. Barbie would have a little chat with Bratz and convert her. A make over would ensue and the attitude would follow.. slowly but surely. Love saves the day! And a little pink never hurt anyone.

McGillicutty said...

OK I'm for Barbie all the way...good triumphs over evil and all that. Besides she's been around a lot longer and can beat even the meanest of one hit wonders!!!
vw..owiti...hawawiian for and owie.

~Thought's By Dena~ said...

I dont like the bratz dolls I think they are kind of scary looking...and do have that Im a dirty little whore look in their eyes....hehe
GO BARBIE!!!!!

CCOL4HIM said...

Lol! I think Bratz might win, but then again the doll has a heavy head , so she might be easily toppled over. I'm a Barbie fan myself! What a fun post!

marinik said...

well I'm not much for dolls all together... never was, even as a little girls (soccer was my passion), dolls always creep me out... and the bratz... yuk they look like the $20 hookers on Vegas streets (not that I know what those look like) but what are we teaching our little girls?? at least Barbi is a classic... sad to say though the beeeeach bratz would win that one, especially if she decided to use her 2" heels as a weapon :)

Just Jules said...

Seriously I would like to think like you that Barbie would win. Barbie is who I want to win. Unfortunately when you are a slutty big headed over pimped doll like the Bratz - she would win. All she'd have to do is head butt Barbie and she would be down for the count!

MagnificentDebra said...

Not so fast sister! I think Barbie is way to smart to get head-butted. I just visited her website. Her new movie features her with a cutlass. The Three Musketeers can surely handle a few Bratz.

rxBambi said...

Bratz will win cuz they are dirty sluts. Although Barbie has those long legs, she might be able to pull some good kung fu moves. Or she could just boob them to death...

Vintage Inspired Jewelry said...

I would have to say my money Is on that trashy little bratz doll. Who In the world would come up with such a little **** !!! Have a great day...Kathi

math guy, dock guy said...

It all depends on which Barbie you are talking about. If you are talking "Wedding Barbie" then NO, but if you are talking about "Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) Barbie" Then heck Ya.