Thursday, October 15, 2009

Things Not To Say During Sex

1) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

2) On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

3) And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!



Play along....
What are some things you can think of that you or your mate
would not want to hear during sex.











(I love this pic) from here

23 comments:

Ron in Florida (Ronald10021) said...

Very funny post, but as for #1 (ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ), I once (ashamed to admit it), was so exhausted (and my girlfriend at the time knew it) that I fell asleep while eating her pussy but snored my way to getting her off. She didn't wake me because she liked the feeling of my snores against her pussy.

Just Jules said...

Ha! THAT is funny.

For those of you looking between your covered eyes just replace the "p" word with the word "vagina" ;) heheheeeee

carry on....

Trooper Thorn said...

"What do you mean you don't like that? Your sister likes when I do that."

Just Jules said...

HA!!!! I love that one. Perfect.

Well, not when someone says that to me... ugghhh... no, I mean that ... shutting up now.

Southern Sage said...

I've never seen one that big baby!

I fell in I fell in!

Southern Sage said...

Whats that smell?

Southern Sage said...

do you have z machete? I need one for this Forrest.

Southern Sage said...

Look its Chewbacca's twin!

Southern Sage said...

Honey I have heard of the hot dog in the hall way but never experienced it until now!

Southern Sage said...

Squeal like a pig baby!!!!!!

Southern Sage said...

Can you turn on porn? This isnt working for me.

Southern Sage said...

watch!! When I slap you butt it jiggles all the way up your back!

Southern Sage said...

I havent had sex since I got the crabs!

Sara said...

"watch!! When I slap you butt it jiggles all the way up your back!"

Oh, that's wrong! Funny, but SO wrong!

Chief said...

are you in?

Chief said...

I don't feel it

Quarter Thrower said...

"I've had better"
or
giggles as I take off my pants
or
That was the best 30 seconds of my life
or
"Daddy, what are you doing to mommy?"

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

hahahahaha! Chief! hahahahaha! Sage!

"Ummm, so where did it go?"

"aaahhh isn't that the cutest little mushroom I've ever seen???"

Just Jules said...

are you done?

where is the remote

this isn't so bad - thought when I lost that bet......

The pale observer said...

Our ceiling paint is chipping, we really should see to that...

kyslp said...

"Oops!"

"Hurry up. My show is on in 5 minutes."

Someone else's name.

Just Jules said...

good one kyslp- and may I say welcome. love that you played along ;)

Vodka Logic said...

Oh shit my husband is home.