1) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 2) On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
3) And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
Play along....
What are some things you can think of that you or your mate
would not want to hear during sex.
(I love this pic) from here
What are some things you can think of that you or your mate
would not want to hear during sex.
(I love this pic) from here
22 comments:
Very funny post, but as for #1 (ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ), I once (ashamed to admit it), was so exhausted (and my girlfriend at the time knew it) that I fell asleep while eating her pussy but snored my way to getting her off. She didn't wake me because she liked the feeling of my snores against her pussy.
Ha! THAT is funny.
For those of you looking between your covered eyes just replace the "p" word with the word "vagina" ;) heheheeeee
carry on....
"What do you mean you don't like that? Your sister likes when I do that."
HA!!!! I love that one. Perfect.
Well, not when someone says that to me... ugghhh... no, I mean that ... shutting up now.
I've never seen one that big baby!
I fell in I fell in!
Whats that smell?
do you have z machete? I need one for this Forrest.
Look its Chewbacca's twin!
Honey I have heard of the hot dog in the hall way but never experienced it until now!
Squeal like a pig baby!!!!!!
Can you turn on porn? This isnt working for me.
watch!! When I slap you butt it jiggles all the way up your back!
I havent had sex since I got the crabs!
"watch!! When I slap you butt it jiggles all the way up your back!"
Oh, that's wrong! Funny, but SO wrong!
are you in?
I don't feel it
"I've had better"
or
giggles as I take off my pants
or
That was the best 30 seconds of my life
or
"Daddy, what are you doing to mommy?"
hahahahaha! Chief! hahahahaha! Sage!
"Ummm, so where did it go?"
"aaahhh isn't that the cutest little mushroom I've ever seen???"
are you done?
where is the remote
this isn't so bad - thought when I lost that bet......
Our ceiling paint is chipping, we really should see to that...
"Oops!"
"Hurry up. My show is on in 5 minutes."
Someone else's name.
good one kyslp- and may I say welcome. love that you played along ;)
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