Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Another round of - UltraBitch (aka What I Meant To Say)
To the lady at the flower shoppe - when I said I would love to come and work here next year when my youngest goes to school.
WIMTS - I REALLY want a job here cuz you guys are so cool and you bring your dogs to work and you listen to great music and everyone that works here is beautiful with great hair. you wear fabulous skirts and boots and I just really want to work here. plus you get to work with flowers! hello!
To my youngest son - when I told you not to say that.... "you are annoying me" to that lady, because it was rude
WIMTS- The is friggin funny, and I am trying really hard not to laugh at you because that would give you the wrong impression. Because you, as a 5 year old, really shouldn't talk that way - but you are right she REALLY was annoying!
To my body- When I said let's go snowshoeing
WIMTS- I am going to trick you back into shape by walking in the woods looking at pretty things and taking pictures - what you don't know is how damn hard it is to walk in snow with snowshoes on. That's right butt you are getting firmed up and don't even know it - ha! so there!
To anyone I have not returned a phone call or email to: I am fine, do not call the police or search dogs out. I am alive and well.
WIMTS- Checking emails and phone messages seems a bit daunting right now. I see your name there in my inbox... take a number and wait please. I will be with you as soon as the sun shines and my overwhelmed with life feeling goes away.
To my hubby- when I said I am not really sure where last years orders are for our business, but I will look
WIMTS - I don't know where the hell you threw them, find them your own damn self. But of course in your hunting for them you would make a huge mess so never bleeping mind I will do it myself! love you dear ;)