Dear Gods of Google,
It has been declared here that you control the weather.
However, what has not been stated, is that if indeed you do control the weather - then you have one heck of a sick sense of humor dear gods (and goddesses) of Google! Sick I tell you! For I have waited all Summer, I have prayed daily to you and the other weather gods to bring us warm weather. Something over 80 degrees is all I wanted.
To be able to take my children to the beach - so they could enjoy the water that you put in our great state. Now, you funny funny guys (and gals) send me a 90 degree day. Today on the day that I have to finish packing for our family trip.Oh, that is like sending a tropical storm to a destination wedding. That is like a snowstorm on the night your baby is born, that is just wrong!
If you doubt our claims that indeed Google is god -
Please let me refer you here.
After all, everything you read online is real- you all know that!
Pfffft... and you doubted me!
*shrugging shoulders, and giving you a
dismissive wave of the hand*